Top Ten Signs You Pissed Off the Villagers
- The "interesting new stew" you've been served at the inn smells suspiciously like sewage.
- One ripe apple at the market place costs more than your last spellbook.
- They're building a gallows outside of your room at the inn. They try to tell you that it's "modern art".
- One of them asks you for a donation for the "Hire Some Thugs to Kill the Adventurers" fund.
- Someone glued a spike to your saddle.
- At bed time, your goose-down pillow explodes. The innkeeper says that the pillow was made from the feathers of very angry geese.
- People keep providing you with gifts of horses, and maps out of town.
- The mayor declares a special "Murder of Foreigners is No Longer Illegal" day, in your honour.
- Arrows keep appearing in the dirt at your feet. Local villagers shake their head, and claim that they are fast-growing weeds.
- The villagers hire a band of trolls to rid their town of adventurers.
List sent to me by Mr.Lizard
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